12 Things Every Virgo Understands

I used to think I was a unique individual, but now I think I'm just a regular Virgo because too many of these hit WWWWAAAAAYYYYY too close to home.  The fact that this blog exists is proof of its accuracy.

12 THINGS EVERY VIRGO UNDERSTANDS

1. GETTING MORE EXCITED WHEN YOU WALK INTO THE CONTAINER STORE THAN WHEN YOU SEE A PHOTO OF YOUR COWORKER'S NEW BABY.

2. NOT UNDERSTANDING WHY EVERYONE THINKS IT'S WEIRD THAT YOU HAND IN YOUR RENT CHECK FIVE DAYS BEFORE IT'S DUE.

3. WHEN PEOPLE ASK YOU WHY YOU DON'T LIKE SOMETHING, LIKE THEY DON'T EXPECT YOU TO HAVE A 90-PAGE PRE-PRINTED THESIS ON THE SUBJECT ALREADY.

4. WHEN YOUR FRIENDS DON'T GET WHY YOU'RE STILL BEATING YOURSELF UP FOR UNKNOWINGLY HAVING KALE STUCK IN YOUR TEETH TWO WEEKS AGO.

5. RIPPING ALL THE HAIR OUT OF YOUR HAIRBRUSH AND DROPPING IT IN THE TRASH SO YOU CAN STARE AT THE PRISTINE BEAUTY OF A NEW, CLEAN HAIRBRUSH IS BASICALLY YOUR VERSION OF GETTING HIGH.

6. YOUR LAST RELATIONSHIP'S BIGGEST PROBLEM WAS MOST LIKELY THE ONE YOU CREATED IN YOUR HEAD.

7. THERE'S ALWAYS ONE LITTLE (TOTALLY RIDICULOUS) THING ON EACH AND EVERY PART OF YOUR BODY THAT IF YOU COULD JUST CHANGE SLIGHTLY WOULD MAKE YOU PERFECT.

8. YOU SPEND MORE TIME WITH YOUR TO-DO LISTS AND YOUR CALENDARS THAN YOU DO WITH YOUR ACTUAL FRIENDS.

9. WHEN YOU MESS UP AT WORK AND YOU'RE SHOCKED BECAUSE YOU HONESTLY DID NOT KNOW THAT COULD HAPPEN.

10. WHEN YOU SUPER CASUALLY TELL SOMEONE THAT YOUR GOAL IN LIFE IS TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

11. OBVIOUSLY, THE CORRECT RATIO OF SOMEONE DOING SOMETHING NICE FOR YOU AND YOU DOING SOMETHING NICE FOR THEM IS ALWAYS 1:498977778.

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12. MANNERS ARE YOUR LIFEBLOOD AND THOSE WHO CANNOT SEE THIS SHALL PERISH IN FLAMES.